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Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Deci nu, nu pot sa cred. Mor de ras. Si nici n-am citit tot pana acum. M-am oprit pentru ca asa ceva trebuie pus pe blog.

Cum se ajunge frate la asemenea intrebare si asemenea raspunsuri? Aaa...stiu cum. E una Emily care posteaza pe YahooAnswers urmatoarea dilema:

Why does steam come out of my vagina????!?
ok, so i know this is really gross, but sometimes when i sit down on the toilet it looks like steam is coming out of my vagina. am i gonna die or do i have like this crazy weird disease? i;ve been searching the internet and i cant find anything. can someone explain this to me.?!?!?

Oricum lumea care a raspuns are imaginatie si umor, clar. Selectez din raspunsuri:


* did you gulp down boiling water? lol.
* You won't die, but some ancient cultures believe in a pillow monster that lives in your vagina. This isnt acknowledged in modern medicine, however, the steam could be caused be the troll exhaling.
* Next time this happens, place a ceramic cup with 1 spoon of Nescafe Gold Blend, 2 sugars and a dash of milk between your legs.
Bon Apetite! (de departe preferatul meu)
* Does it smoke? Seriously, I have seen strippers perform this very trick. Perhaps after getting checked out, if there is nothing wrong, you might consider taking your act on the road.
* Steam coming from the Vagina acts as a sauna for the Male's Penis during intercourse.
* see a doctor
steamy vagina is a well known disease
* Unfortunately, your vagina is releasing harmful greenhouse gases that are contributing to global warming. I suggest that you capture the steam using a plastic bag or else you can cause a global catastrophe.
* Don't worry about the jokesters above. Hot pussy naturally steams.
* It's a raptor on a locomotive, attempting to rob you of your precious eggs. You must stop him at all costs if you ever want children.
* The little pussy that could!
* It shouldn't be a problem as long as you use protection. My wife had steamy vag and I did not heed the warning signs. I just had to have it. I now walk around with 18th degree burns on my peepee. Why, dear lord did I tempt the steamy vag?
* That's perfectly normal for a 19th century robot.
* I think this means the pasta is done.

Lol! Si aici m-am oprit ca ma durea burta de ras!...

3 comments:

Anonymous March 10, 2009 at 11:39 PM  

misto imagine...it must be burning...

Mircea Popescu March 11, 2009 at 12:58 AM  

Nice catch lmao :D

Andrei Rinea March 14, 2009 at 4:17 PM  

Incredibil de amuzant :)))

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